Summer Brutality 2017 Announcement

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m pleased to announce…SUMMER BRUTALITY 2017! In previous events, I would give myself 2 hours to claim victory over some of the hardest titles in video game history, and mostly fail at it. I’ve taken on the likes of Volgarr the Viking, Mega Man, and Castlevania Adventure…all of which have ended in utter failure.

But that last one has stuck with me somehow. And one more, I’m a little sick and tired of my own continually growing backlog of games that I may never get around to beating. That is why, for Summer Brutality 2017, I’m pleased to announce the end of this practice, while showing my love for Castlevania, by taking on three, count ’em, THREE Castlevania titles. Continue reading

Social Friends Wrestling Federation #2 Announcement

(Broadcasting on Twitch and YouTube. Pick your poison!)

Stop the presses, the SFWF is returning to a screen near you TONIGHT at 6PM MST! In tonight’s matchups, you’ll see the likes of:

Retr0Joe vs Generick

Kirbear vs Mad Ronald

Chip Killer 2 vs Roy Mystery

and, for the Main Event…a 4-way dance between Derik Moore, Arcade Android, Hiatu5, and Lumpz the Clown, some of whom may be livetweeting from inside the ring! Even better, all four of these men will be surrounded on all sides by unforgiving, razor-sharp…barbed wire! Continue reading

Lumpz the Clown Presents The Social Friends Wrestling Federation

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and seeing how I’m currently on the brink of death (cool your jets, it’s just a chest cold), this is as good a time as any to let you know all about my new, upcoming, and ongoing livestream event: The Social Friends Wrestling Federation, starring the likes of Mad Ronald McDonald, default custom wrestler Generick, the very round and high-flying┬áChip Killer 2, gaming jester Lumpz the Clown (how meta), and YOU!

So how does one lowly clown working a simple 9-5 job fund their own wrestling promotion? Continue reading

Clowny News 1/26/17

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Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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Clowny News 2/15/16

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Happy 2016!

Greetings, folks, and Happy 2016! Lumpz the Clown here, and if you’re thinking that it’s been about a month and a half since my last entry, you’d be correct! “But, Lumpz? You said you wouldn’t neglect Clowny News anymore?” Yeah, yeah…in order for me to report news, I need to have news to report. Yeah, it’s a vicious cycle! ­čśë

Anyways, I’ve been thinking about my┬ácontent plan for 2016, and┬á Continue reading

Halloween Stream 2015 – Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within

 

Party like it’s 1999, mofos! Lumpz the Clown here, and I decided to revisit a game from my past: Clock Tower II The Struggle Within! In this iteration, we play as a girl named Alyssa who suffers from multiple personality disorder who goes to live with her aunt and uncle.

However, it doesn’t take long before the shit hits the fan and unexpected killers and heroes come out of the woodwork. Do I have what it takes to get the coveted A Ending after all these years? Only time will tell!

Thanks for watching and Lumpz the Clown OUT!

 

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Fuck Black Friday Streams 2015

While the majority of people were busy pummeling each other outside of big box stores, I stayed in for the day and decided that I was gonna take a stance against rampant greed the best way I knew how…NOT SPENDING A FUCKING DIME!

Further, I decided to stream two different games that day! The first one to kick it off was none other than:

What better way to take a stance against greedy corporations than by taking one down myself? After some grubbage and sleeping, I continued on with a game that I’ve been promising for quite some time:

Oh yeah! Silent Hill 3 has been on my bucket list for awhile and despite multiple technical difficulties, I finally finish it and thus mark the original trilogy off my bucket list!

For those who don’t have the patience to sit through the entire streams, click the YouTube logo within the player and click the timestamps in the video description for key events!

Thank you all for being so goddamn amazing, and Lumpz the Clown OUT!

 

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