Summer Brutality 2017 Fail

I’m not too proud of it, but on July 23rd, 2017, I reneged on my promise regarding Summer Brutality 2017: I gave up. After completing 3/4 of Stage 4 of Castlevania Adventure ReBirth, I couldn’t go on any longer. The culprit? Good, old-fashioned hubris.

I’ve played many games before whose only differences between difficulty levels was a few more enemies sprinkled here and there. Huh-uh. Not the case with Castlevania Adventure ReBirthContinue reading

Super Castlevania IV Highlights, Next Stream Announcement

Where I’m at roughly one week later:

I now walk a little taller, look people square in the eye more often, and take more foolhardy risks with a confident smile on my face. And that’s only what the world sees. Inside, I’m a squealing little schoolgirl who just saw a photorealistic cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in the corner of that Torrid store Mom always avoided! Continue reading

Summer Brutality 2017 Announcement

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m pleased to announce…SUMMER BRUTALITY 2017! In previous events, I would give myself 2 hours to claim victory over some of the hardest titles in video game history, and mostly fail at it. I’ve taken on the likes of Volgarr the Viking, Mega Man, and Castlevania Adventure…all of which have ended in utter failure.

But that last one has stuck with me somehow. And one more, I’m a little sick and tired of my own continually growing backlog of games that I may never get around to beating. That is why, for Summer Brutality 2017, I’m pleased to announce the end of this practice, while showing my love for Castlevania, by taking on three, count ’em, THREE Castlevania titles. Continue reading

Social Friends Wrestling Federation #2 Announcement

(Broadcasting on Twitch and YouTube. Pick your poison!)

Stop the presses, the SFWF is returning to a screen near you TONIGHT at 6PM MST! In tonight’s matchups, you’ll see the likes of:

Retr0Joe vs Generick

Kirbear vs Mad Ronald

Chip Killer 2 vs Roy Mystery

and, for the Main Event…a 4-way dance between Derik Moore, Arcade Android, Hiatu5, and Lumpz the Clown, some of whom may be livetweeting from inside the ring! Even better, all four of these men will be surrounded on all sides by unforgiving, razor-sharp…barbed wire! Continue reading

Lumpz the Clown Presents The Social Friends Wrestling Federation

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and seeing how I’m currently on the brink of death (cool your jets, it’s just a chest cold), this is as good a time as any to let you know all about my new, upcoming, and ongoing livestream event: The Social Friends Wrestling Federation, starring the likes of Mad Ronald McDonald, default custom wrestler Generick, the very round and high-flying Chip Killer 2, gaming jester Lumpz the Clown (how meta), and YOU!

So how does one lowly clown working a simple 9-5 job fund their own wrestling promotion?By taking liberties with one of the greatest wrestling titles of all time: ECW Hardcore Revolution for the Sony Playstation! Continue reading

Clowny News 1/26/17

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Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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Clowny News 2/15/16

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Happy 2016!

Greetings, folks, and Happy 2016! Lumpz the Clown here, and if you’re thinking that it’s been about a month and a half since my last entry, you’d be correct! “But, Lumpz? You said you wouldn’t neglect Clowny News anymore?” Yeah, yeah…in order for me to report news, I need to have news to report. Yeah, it’s a vicious cycle! 😉

Anyways, I’ve been thinking about my content plan for 2016, and  Continue reading