Clowny News 1/26/17


Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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Clowny News 12/31/15


Wrapping up 2015

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’d be lying if I said that 2015 was a dull year! There’s been some shuffling, shifting, victories, defeats and outright fuckery at times, both online and in real life. But hey, that shit happens and at the end of the day, Lumpz the Clown Entertainment is STILL GOING STRONG, and it’s all thanks to you folks!

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Clowny News 7/7/15



Burning Up Out Here

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I can’t BELIEVE I haven’t updated you good folks on my inner workings in over a MONTH! My bad!

Not only have I been busy with Summer Brutality 2015, but I’ve also been doing some writing for other sites, as well! Further, I’ve also taken on a rigorous editing schedule that would surely bring the average citizen to their knees! “Why”, you may ask? Because you’re all worth it and I LOVE what I do!

So what exactly has your favorite Clowny Gamer been up to? Read on and find out! Continue reading

Clowny News 5/17/15


Greetings, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, ready to let you know what’s been and what will be going down here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment! Been a minute since I’ve provided you good folks with an update, so what better time than now? Projects posted, games played, beer in hand…let’s do this thing! Continue reading

Phantasmal: City of Darkness – Now on Steam Greenlight!

I’m not gonna lie…this looks AWESOME!

Last October, I was asked by Joe Chang to take a look at/LP his pre-alpha first-person, roguelike horror game: Phantasmal! Even though it was a very early version, I was immediately captivated by its creepy sound effects and enemies.


Since then, Joe has moved the action to what appears to be a dilapidated hotel. While I was capturing the gameplay, I had some genuine jumpscare moments, which I will be showing off in a stream later today, when I take on Phantasmal yet again!  Links to everything, including the Steam Key giveaway I’m hosting, are included below!

Phantasmal Steam Greenlight Page

Phantasmal Fact Sheet

Steam Key Giveaway Contest Rules



Clowny News 4/30/15


First Ever GIVEAWAY!


Submissions ARE CLOSED! Thanks to all who contributed!

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’ve got some excellent news to melt your face off with!

First order of business: The FIRST EVER LUMPZ THE CLOWN GIVEAWAY! But for what, you may ask? Continue reading