Clowny News 1/26/17


Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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Clowny News 12/31/15


Wrapping up 2015

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’d be lying if I said that 2015 was a dull year! There’s been some shuffling, shifting, victories, defeats and outright fuckery at times, both online and in real life. But hey, that shit happens and at the end of the day, Lumpz the Clown Entertainment is STILL GOING STRONG, and it’s all thanks to you folks!

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The Curse of Issyos Sneak Preview

I’ve been a fan of Locomalito’s work since I was first introduced to it almost 2  years ago! The man works independently with a very small team and offers his games for FREE, though he does accept donations via PayPal.

The Curse of Issyos is slated for public release on December 15th, 2015, but those who’d like to play the game earlier can make a donation and treat themselves to a side-scrolling action-adventure set in Ancient Greece! An epic tale of a father doing what he has to do in order to save his daughter from a horrific fate!

Thanks for watching, and Lumpz the Clown OUT!


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Clowny News 9/29/15


Where’d You Go?


Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and damn if time didn’t fly! I looked around and realized that I haven’t updated you good folks in damn near TWO MONTHS! :-/ That doesn’t mean I haven’t been busy! Aside from getting my own home situation back in order, I’ve been working my ass off, mostly behind the scenes, and even got back into writing articles!  So where do I begin… Continue reading

Summer Brutality 2015: Games List

Summer Brutality 2015 may be over, but it’s definitely not forgotten! Thank you all for making this event one to remember!

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m here to announce an exciting, new streaming event starting this Saturday (6/13) at 6PM ESTSUMMER BRUTALITY 2015! This will be your opportunity to watch your favorite clowny gamer get his ass spanked by some of the hardest games in history!

Livestreams will commence every Saturday on my Twitch channel, with game/time announcements on my Twitter & Facebook profiles every Wednesday! Be sure to peep in on those profiles, as start/end times AND games are subject to change!

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Clowny News 3/31/15

Lumpz the Clown Entertainment

Lumpz the Clown again, bringing some more clowny gamer news for that ass! Been silent on the article/update side of things lately, and for that, I apologize. I’ve been battling a bad rash of writer’s block lately, so instead of crying like a bitch, I’ve been blazing some new (and not so new) trails!

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AAA Companies: Be Afraid, Very Afraid


(Published recently on GameSkinny, this article talks about the rich history of video games and how shareholders have shamelessly taken over our beloved industry. However, we CAN and SHOULD take it back!)

Yup…it’s all going down!

But why is that exactly, you may ask?  Easy!  A large number of gamers are getting sick and tired of the same, old iterations over and over again, year after year.  Even if some of them don’t vocalize their concerns, a call for the return of innovation has begun…

Read the entire article over at Game Skinny!