Social Friends Wrestling Federation #2 Announcement

(Broadcasting on Twitch and YouTube. Pick your poison!)

Stop the presses, the SFWF is returning to a screen near you TONIGHT at 6PM MST! In tonight’s matchups, you’ll see the likes of:

Retr0Joe vs Generick

Kirbear vs Mad Ronald

Chip Killer 2 vs Roy Mystery

and, for the Main Event…a 4-way dance between Derik Moore, Arcade Android, Hiatu5, and Lumpz the Clown, some of whom may be livetweeting from inside the ring! Even better, all four of these men will be surrounded on all sides by unforgiving, razor-sharp…barbed wire! Continue reading

Lumpz the Clown Presents The Social Friends Wrestling Federation

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and seeing how I’m currently on the brink of death (cool your jets, it’s just a chest cold), this is as good a time as any to let you know all about my new, upcoming, and ongoing livestream event: The Social Friends Wrestling Federation, starring the likes of Mad Ronald McDonald, default custom wrestler Generick, the very round and high-flying Chip Killer 2, gaming jester Lumpz the Clown (how meta), and YOU!

So how does one lowly clown working a simple 9-5 job fund their own wrestling promotion? Continue reading

Clowny News 10/14/16

 

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Not Dead Yet…

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and it’s been a hot minute since I’ve updated you illustrious folks with an update from the painted gamer himself! Bear in mind that this wasn’t on purpose as I attended to multiple IRL issues, but that doesn’t mean that I drifted off quietly into that good night! NEVER!

However, for those who have been following my antics on Twitter, you’d know that I’ve been quietly working in the background and crashing random streams for the last couple of months. In other words, paying homage to the hard work of my fellow gamers (you know who you are!) and deciding what direction Lumpz the Clown Entertainment will take next!

So…what’s coming up? Peep below and find out! Continue reading

Halloween Stream 2015 – Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within

 

Party like it’s 1999, mofos! Lumpz the Clown here, and I decided to revisit a game from my past: Clock Tower II The Struggle Within! In this iteration, we play as a girl named Alyssa who suffers from multiple personality disorder who goes to live with her aunt and uncle.

However, it doesn’t take long before the shit hits the fan and unexpected killers and heroes come out of the woodwork. Do I have what it takes to get the coveted A Ending after all these years? Only time will tell!

Thanks for watching and Lumpz the Clown OUT!

 

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Clowny News 9/29/15

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Where’d You Go?

 

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and damn if time didn’t fly! I looked around and realized that I haven’t updated you good folks in damn near TWO MONTHS! :-/ That doesn’t mean I haven’t been busy! Aside from getting my own home situation back in order, I’ve been working my ass off, mostly behind the scenes, and even got back into writing articles!  So where do I begin… Continue reading

Summer Brutality 2015: Games List

Summer Brutality 2015 may be over, but it’s definitely not forgotten! Thank you all for making this event one to remember!

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m here to announce an exciting, new streaming event starting this Saturday (6/13) at 6PM ESTSUMMER BRUTALITY 2015! This will be your opportunity to watch your favorite clowny gamer get his ass spanked by some of the hardest games in history!

Livestreams will commence every Saturday on my Twitch channel, with game/time announcements on my Twitter & Facebook profiles every Wednesday! Be sure to peep in on those profiles, as start/end times AND games are subject to change!

So what will I be playing? In no particular order, here’s the list: Continue reading