Clowny News 1/26/17

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Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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Summer Brutality 2015: Games List

Summer Brutality 2015 may be over, but it’s definitely not forgotten! Thank you all for making this event one to remember!

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m here to announce an exciting, new streaming event starting this Saturday (6/13) at 6PM ESTSUMMER BRUTALITY 2015! This will be your opportunity to watch your favorite clowny gamer get his ass spanked by some of the hardest games in history!

Livestreams will commence every Saturday on my Twitch channel, with game/time announcements on my Twitter & Facebook profiles every Wednesday! Be sure to peep in on those profiles, as start/end times AND games are subject to change!

So what will I be playing? In no particular order, here’s the list: Continue reading

Twitter-PAINTED: First Look – Xeodrifter

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(Note: The point of Twitter-PAINTED is to offer a spoiler-free review of an epic, new (to me) game after an hour of play. You get a small sampling here, and I encourage you to check it out for yourself!)

Well, folks, it happened again: I was completely blown away by yet another indie gem! Xeodrifter , by Renegade Kid, is a title I picked up on Steam while on vacation to the Oregon Coast this last Memorial Day weekend! However, I didn’t get the chance to play it until I got back home!

After settling back into my loose interpretation of a “routine”, I plugged in my XBox 360 controller and spent a good hour with Xeodrifter. From what I understood from the game’s description, I was going to be in for some planetary exploration to find the parts necessary to fix the character’s damaged engine.

Little did I realize that what I was getting into was a healthy dose of gaming awesomeness that hearkens back to great titles like Super Metroid, Blaster Master and Mega Man!  Continue reading

Twitter-PAINTED: First Look – Volgarr the Viking

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Blown Away…

I know what your thinking! Nice Bambi reference, right? To tell you the truth, this seemingly out-of-place adjective is the most precise way to describe the feeling I get when I come across a TRULY AWESOME game out of nowhere! What I classify as “truly awesome” may not be the same as others, but it all comes down to one simple idea that I feel we can all relate to: does it invoke a strong emotion? Continue reading

Phantasmal: City of Darkness – Now on Steam Greenlight!

I’m not gonna lie…this looks AWESOME!

Last October, I was asked by Joe Chang to take a look at/LP his pre-alpha first-person, roguelike horror game: Phantasmal! Even though it was a very early version, I was immediately captivated by its creepy sound effects and enemies.

Just AMAZING!

Since then, Joe has moved the action to what appears to be a dilapidated hotel. While I was capturing the gameplay, I had some genuine jumpscare moments, which I will be showing off in a stream later today, when I take on Phantasmal yet again!  Links to everything, including the Steam Key giveaway I’m hosting, are included below!

Phantasmal Steam Greenlight Page

Phantasmal Fact Sheet

Steam Key Giveaway Contest Rules

 

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Clowny News 4/30/15

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First Ever GIVEAWAY!

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Submissions ARE CLOSED! Thanks to all who contributed!

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’ve got some excellent news to melt your face off with!

First order of business: The FIRST EVER LUMPZ THE CLOWN GIVEAWAY! But for what, you may ask? Continue reading

Exclusive Interview with Dimension Drive Developers

(Updated Kickstarter link below! Relaunched Monday, May 18th, 2015!)

(7/6/15 Edit: Since this post, 2Awesome Studio’s original Kickstarter failed, but their 2nd Kickstarter was a SMASHING success, raising over $40,872! The WORLD will soon get the chance to play Dimension Drive!)

For anyone who’s seen my recent online escapades, you’d know that I’ve been a fervent supporter of 2Awesome Studio’s Dimension Drive Kickstarter since the moment I heard about it! These guys have been putting in a ton of work to make this game everything it deserves to be and beyond!

The first time I got a chance to play Dimension Drive was November, 2014, and it went a little something like this!

What made this even cooler…

Read the entire article over at ScrewAttack!

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