Clowny News 1/26/17


Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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Poetry Corner: Episode 2


With one Steam key for Insanity’s Blade up for grabs, the best literary minds of the gaming community came forward with their best work! The results are nothing short of stupendous, and the winner quietly slinked off with their key, hopefully ready to kick some serious ass!

Thanks to all who participated, and stay tuned for the next contest! Lumpz the Clown OUT!


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No Matter What, The Show Must Go On: You Matter


No Matter What

For those who are struggling, know this: YOU ARE NOT ALONE! A lot of us tend to take on the heavy task of trying to fix our pain ourselves, whether it’s through crippling loneliness or social awkwardness, and gamers are no exception. I’ve talked with many of my buddies on the low about these very real problems, and some of them even chose to commit suicide, feeling like there’s no way out. Continue reading

Clowny News 7/7/15



Burning Up Out Here

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I can’t BELIEVE I haven’t updated you good folks on my inner workings in over a MONTH! My bad!

Not only have I been busy with Summer Brutality 2015, but I’ve also been doing some writing for other sites, as well! Further, I’ve also taken on a rigorous editing schedule that would surely bring the average citizen to their knees! “Why”, you may ask? Because you’re all worth it and I LOVE what I do!

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The Red Swayze Challenge Round-Up

Heya, folks!  Lumpz the Clown here, and I feel that it’s about time that I wrote this. Recently, my friend JD McFly of theTRUENHONEST handed out a most unique challenge to the entire gaming community: get as far as you can in TMNT for the NES using ONLY RAPHAEL!  For anyone who has had prior experience with TMNT, they knew what they were in for!

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Clowny News 1/31/15


Heya, folks!  Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m here YET AGAIN to let you know what’s going on inside my clowny world and what you can all expect going forward!  Bombs are continually being built and dropped over here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment, and February is shaping up to be EVEN CRAZIER! Continue reading

How to Be a Gamer with Little Space to Work With


First Gamer Setup I Had When I Moved Out On My Own
When I first began my video game collection, I was living in a roommate situation in a 850 square foot apartment with two other guys.  One had his own room and I had to share a 250 square foot room with another.  My part of the room was cordoned off with a simple shower curtain setup I created myself and my trusty CRT TV was set atop my 5 foot tall dresser.  

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