Summer Brutality 2017 Announcement

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m pleased to announce…SUMMER BRUTALITY 2017! In previous events, I would give myself 2 hours to claim victory over some of the hardest titles in video game history, and mostly fail at it. I’ve taken on the likes of Volgarr the Viking, Mega Man, and Castlevania Adventure…all of which have ended in utter failure.

But that last one has stuck with me somehow. And one more, I’m a little sick and tired of my own continually growing backlog of games that I may never get around to beating. That is why, for Summer Brutality 2017, I’m pleased to announce the end of this practice, while showing my love for Castlevania, by taking on three, count ’em, THREE Castlevania titles. Continue reading

Lumpz the Clown Presents The Social Friends Wrestling Federation

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and seeing how I’m currently on the brink of death (cool your jets, it’s just a chest cold), this is as good a time as any to let you know all about my new, upcoming, and ongoing livestream event: The Social Friends Wrestling Federation, starring the likes of Mad Ronald McDonald, default custom wrestler Generick, the very round and high-flying Chip Killer 2, gaming jester Lumpz the Clown (how meta), and YOU!

So how does one lowly clown working a simple 9-5 job fund their own wrestling promotion?By taking liberties with one of the greatest wrestling titles of all time: ECW Hardcore Revolution for the Sony Playstation! Continue reading