Clowny News 1/26/17


Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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Clowny News 6/6/15


Greetings, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and if you couldn’t tell by simply looking around, I’ve been REALLY FUCKING BUSY! Aside from the obvious layout changes and content additions, I’ve mostly been hanging in the background promoting some of the excellent content I’ve come across on the Interwebz lately!

Further, I’ve also eliminated certain “time vacuums” from my own IRL! What does that mean?! Well, new content, of course! Read on a get schooled, good people! Continue reading

Clowny News 5/17/15


Greetings, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, ready to let you know what’s been and what will be going down here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment! Been a minute since I’ve provided you good folks with an update, so what better time than now? Projects posted, games played, beer in hand…let’s do this thing! Continue reading

Clowny News 4/30/15


First Ever GIVEAWAY!


Submissions ARE CLOSED! Thanks to all who contributed!

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’ve got some excellent news to melt your face off with!

First order of business: The FIRST EVER LUMPZ THE CLOWN GIVEAWAY! But for what, you may ask? Continue reading

Exclusive Interview with Dimension Drive Developers

(Updated Kickstarter link below! Relaunched Monday, May 18th, 2015!)

(7/6/15 Edit: Since this post, 2Awesome Studio’s original Kickstarter failed, but their 2nd Kickstarter was a SMASHING success, raising over $40,872! The WORLD will soon get the chance to play Dimension Drive!)

For anyone who’s seen my recent online escapades, you’d know that I’ve been a fervent supporter of 2Awesome Studio’s Dimension Drive Kickstarter since the moment I heard about it! These guys have been putting in a ton of work to make this game everything it deserves to be and beyond!

The first time I got a chance to play Dimension Drive was November, 2014, and it went a little something like this!

What made this even cooler…

Read the entire article over at ScrewAttack!




Dimension Drive Kickstarter with Lumpz the Clown

A few days ago, the excellent folks of 2Awesome Studio informed us at Gaming Rebellion that they have launched a Kickstarter campaign to help fund their amazing indie SHMUP: Dimension Drive! This game is slated for release by the end of 2015, but they need your help to get the funds needed to make it happen! Stretch goals and awards have been set, so give these guys a look and consider donating, as this is one of the most AMAZING SHMUPS I’ve seen in awhile! Updated links to the new campaign launched 5/18 included below!



For more information, visit the 2Awesome Studio website, the brand, spanking new Dimension Drive site, and hit these guys up on Twitter!

(Update: For my feelings on the whole funding troll debacle, check out the 5/17/15 edition of Clowny News.)




Clowny News 1/2/15

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Heya, folks!  Lumpz the Clown here to talk a little bit about what I have in store for 2015 and beyond!  Got a TON of exciting, new shit to share with all of you, but before I do, I wanted to take the time to summarize all of my online trials, tribulations and insanity that comprised 2014! Continue reading