Clowny News 1/26/17


Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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Clowny News 10/24/15

Oct2015HeaderWhat’s Next?!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m ready to deliver more devastating video game-centric news for that ass! To put it into the most basic terms possible, there’s gonna be a LOT of shit that’s gonna happen in just a short amount of time! So without any further ado, let’s get started! Continue reading

Clowny News 9/29/15


Where’d You Go?


Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and damn if time didn’t fly! I looked around and realized that I haven’t updated you good folks in damn near TWO MONTHS! :-/ That doesn’t mean I haven’t been busy! Aside from getting my own home situation back in order, I’ve been working my ass off, mostly behind the scenes, and even got back into writing articles!  So where do I begin… Continue reading

Clowny News 8/9/15

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and seeing how it’s been about a month since I’ve dropped some knowledge on you, I figure it’s about time! Needless to say, a lot of exciting shit it going down and I can’t WAIT to unleash it upon all of you! So what’s happening, exactly? Read on and find out! Continue reading

Clowny Counterpoint: Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)


 Buy Super Mario Bros. 3!

It has begun…Lumpz the Clown Entertainment is going to the next level with this new entry: CLOWNY COUNTERPOINT!  The series will feature Yours Truly and the most dickish gamer I have ever come across: Lame Video Game Guy.  What I love, he hates, what he loves, I hate, and the resulting debate is HILARIOUS!

I hope to release these on a quasi-monthly basis, so stay tuned!  Don’t forget to Like, Comment and Subscribe!  Lumpz the Clown OUT!



Clowny News 12/5/14


Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I wanted to drop a line right quick to let you know that my creative beast is FULLY AWAKE & READY TO KILL! What does that mean?

I means get your asses ready for a BRAND-NEW, ongoing series entitled “Clowny Counterpoint”, but what’s it about, you may ask? It’s my revisit to retrogaming with my own unique spin!

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A Clowny Promise and Personal History

My Trials Up to This Point
If you have ever, even for a second, questioned your impact on the world of video games, you are not alone!  Since I’ve started my channel and conquest three years ago, I have encountered some ugly events.  Some of the folks I have met have ranged from the content to the severely misaligned, the latter of which could really discourage a newcomer.  But when I began the vision for Lumpz the Clown Entertainment at that time, one caveat has remained constant: I WILL NOT QUIT!

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