Were you also one of the unlucky saps who never even got a chance to see a NES Classic Mini in real life, much less buy one from someone who wasn’t an asshole scalper? Here’s the thing, though: You don’t have to be left out in the cold simply because you aren’t rolling in Benjamins! Continue reading
Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!
I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…
Greetings, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, ready to let you know what’s been and what will be going down here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment! Been a minute since I’ve provided you good folks with an update, so what better time than now? Projects posted, games played, beer in hand…let’s do this thing! Continue reading
In the spirit of Review a Great Game Day, I challenge you, the reader, to put aside any prejudices that you may have towards the developer of the game I’m about to present. Sadly, I’ve noticed that we, as gamers, have put entirely too much energy into dishing hate and vitriol towards Phil Fish, to the point where it has overshadowed his game’s excellence. What is this jaded piece of awesomeness that I speak of? Fez, of course!
Because let’s face it, Fez is a beautiful game, released at the perfect time. Continue reading
Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I was recently called out by my good buddy, BenevolentDickNes! His challenge? Play TMNT III using ONLY Special Moves as my method of attack, and try to get as far as I can before I run out of lives! After viewing his Spring Time Challenge, I decided to up the ante and give BOTH games a try in this run! Enjoy, and don’t forget to Like, Comment and Subscribe!
It has begun…Lumpz the Clown Entertainment is going to the next level with this new entry: CLOWNY COUNTERPOINT! The series will feature Yours Truly and the most dickish gamer I have ever come across: Lame Video Game Guy. What I love, he hates, what he loves, I hate, and the resulting debate is HILARIOUS!