Summer Brutality 2017: Castlevania Adventure ReBirth Completed

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and on August 7th, 2017, I finally beat Castlevania Adventure ReBirth on Normal Classic mode! Don’t let the “Normal” fool you; this has been one of the most difficult games that I’ve ever played, and I’m that weird guy who plays Silver Surfer for fun! Continue reading

Social Friends Wrestling Federation #3: The Road to the Title

 

After the major turnarounds and janky shenanigans as seen in SFWF #2, only one conclusion could be drawn: the road to the championships is going to be a bloody, broken one.

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Social Friends Wrestling Federation #3 Announcement

Happy Friday, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m pleased to announce…Social Friends Wrestling Federation #3! Two new wrestlers have been added to the roster, and this event will prove to be like no other in the past! SFWF #3 will go down on July 1st, 2017 at 7PM MST on both Twitch and YouTube, and feature the following matches: Continue reading

Tech Demo: Raspberry Pi/RetroPie as an Emulation Machine

Were you also one of the unlucky saps who never even got a chance to see a NES Classic Mini in real life, much less buy one from someone who wasn’t an asshole scalper? Here’s the thing, though: You don’t have to be left out in the cold simply because you aren’t rolling in Benjamins! Continue reading

Clowny News 1/26/17

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Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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Clowny News 5/17/15

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Greetings, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, ready to let you know what’s been and what will be going down here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment! Been a minute since I’ve provided you good folks with an update, so what better time than now? Projects posted, games played, beer in hand…let’s do this thing! Continue reading

Review a Great Game Day: Fez

In the spirit of Review a Great Game Day, I challenge you, the reader, to put aside any prejudices that you may have towards the developer of the game I’m about to present.  Sadly, I’ve noticed that we, as gamers, have put entirely too much energy into dishing hate and vitriol towards Phil Fish, to the point where it has overshadowed his game’s excellence.  What is this jaded piece of awesomeness that I speak of?  Fez, of course!

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Because let’s face it, Fez is a beautiful game, released at the perfect time. Continue reading