Summer Brutality 2017: Castlevania Adventure ReBirth Completed

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and on August 7th, 2017, I finally beat Castlevania Adventure ReBirth on Normal Classic mode! Don’t let the “Normal” fool you; this has been one of the most difficult games that I’ve ever played, and I’m that weird guy who plays Silver Surfer for fun! Continue reading

Summer Brutality 2017 Fail

I’m not too proud of it, but on July 23rd, 2017, I reneged on my promise regarding Summer Brutality 2017: I gave up. After completing 3/4 of Stage 4 of Castlevania Adventure ReBirth, I couldn’t go on any longer. The culprit? Good, old-fashioned hubris.

I’ve played many games before whose only differences between difficulty levels was a few more enemies sprinkled here and there. Huh-uh. Not the case with Castlevania Adventure ReBirthContinue reading

Super Castlevania IV Highlights, Next Stream Announcement

Where I’m at roughly one week later:

I now walk a little taller, look people square in the eye more often, and take more foolhardy risks with a confident smile on my face. And that’s only what the world sees. Inside, I’m a squealing little schoolgirl who just saw a photorealistic cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in the corner of that Torrid store Mom always avoided! Continue reading

Social Friends Wrestling Federation #3: The Road to the Title

 

After the major turnarounds and janky shenanigans as seen in SFWF #2, only one conclusion could be drawn: the road to the championships is going to be a bloody, broken one.

Tonight’s eye-popping matchups include: Continue reading

Clowny News 1/26/17

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Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

Vidme Migration

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