Clowny News 1/26/17

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Hello, 2017!

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m SO glad that 2016 is over! Despite the absolute personal shitshow that represented that 365 day block, I emerged out the other side none the worse for wear, and if you’re reading this, I assume you did, too!

I’ve said over and over again on Twitter that 2017 is the Year of the Clown, and I aim to not disappoint. So what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment? Let’s start with…

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How Final Fantasy Mystic Quest Predicted the Future

(Originally appeared on Vidme. Follow me for more content like this!)

Autosaves, long-grinding sessions, mind-numbing statistics, OH MY! Guess who decided to hell with that in the name of children, whilst also keeping the average overworked adult gamer in mind years later? SQUARE DID!

This video delves into my logic as to how the widely panned Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest predicted the future for us all! Kick back and relax, hit Play, and Lumpz the Clown OUT!

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Fright Fest 2016 Playlist

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m excited to bring you good folks, in its entirety, Fright Fest 2016!

What is Fright Fest 2016, you may ask? It’s a month-long event where I livestream a scary game across YouTube and Twitch, from beginning to end! Titles that I’ve already bested include Clock Tower 3 and Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest Revamped, with Silent Hill Homecoming and one last game of your choosing coming up before October is over!

Follow/subscribe for when I go live, since stream times are very much spur-of-the-moment! Click the links below for more clowny goodness! Thanks for watching, and Lumpz the Clown OUT!

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Clowny News 10/14/16

 

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Not Dead Yet…

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and it’s been a hot minute since I’ve updated you illustrious folks with an update from the painted gamer himself! Bear in mind that this wasn’t on purpose as I attended to multiple IRL issues, but that doesn’t mean that I drifted off quietly into that good night! NEVER!

However, for those who have been following my antics on Twitter, you’d know that I’ve been quietly working in the background and crashing random streams for the last couple of months. In other words, paying homage to the hard work of my fellow gamers (you know who you are!) and deciding what direction Lumpz the Clown Entertainment will take next!

So…what’s coming up? Peep below and find out! Continue reading

The Wilderness Survival Kit for Gamers

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Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I recently wrote an article for Gaming Rebellion where I exude some of the knowledge I’ve absorbed about the gaming community and how we can all better enjoy this amazing hobby together! Continue reading

SOS: An Engaging, Cinematic Disaster Experience on your SNES

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When I first picked up SOS, I was already a big fan of 1972’s The Poseidon Adventure, starring Gene Hackman and the late, great Ernest Borgnine. I knew going in that no other SNES game I had played thus far would be anything like it, but nothing prepared me for the emotional visual and auditory onslaught that awaited me once I hit Power. Continue reading

Summer Brutality 2016 Playlist

Change is inevitable, but some things are timeless. Summer Brutality is no exception! Unofficially started two years ago and picking up a little more clout in 2015, this annual livestream event has grown into something I could scarcely imagine was possible!

This year, I’ve upped the ante to include Continue reading