Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and seeing how I’m currently on the brink of death (cool your jets, it’s just a chest cold), this is as good a time as any to let you know all about my new, upcoming, and ongoing livestream event: The Social Friends Wrestling Federation, starring the likes of Mad Ronald McDonald, default custom wrestler Generick, the very round and high-flying Chip Killer 2, gaming jester Lumpz the Clown (how meta), and YOU!
So how does one lowly clown working a simple 9-5 job fund their own wrestling promotion? By taking liberties with one of the greatest wrestling titles of all time: ECW Hardcore Revolution for the Sony Playstation!
That’s right! SFWF has infiltrated an abandoned ECW venue with its own lineup of bloodthirsty wrestling stars, and we’re bringing the fight to Twitch and YouTube! Just like the wrestling promotions of old, all manner of mayhem will be meticulously constructed, announced, and called by your favorite clowny gaming buddy, Lumpz the Clown, who is occasionally joined by the restless ghost of the one, the only, Joey Styles!
Weekly streams will begin June 8th, 2017 at approximately 6PM PST, with events ranging from simple one-on-one’s to maniacal lumberjack matches. Even better, at the end of every month, a free PPV event will be held that could include barbed wire matches, cage battles, and even balls-out 30 wrestler BATTLE ROYALES!
And SFWF won’t just leave it at that! Since many of you will not be here at the SFWF arena to receive them, keep an eye on my Twitter for show programs and custom PPV flyers! Print that shit and share ’em with your friends!
Where do you come in?
Of course, we can only see the same four custom wrestlers and random ECW star fighting the same battles so many times before things grow stale, and that’s where you good folks come in!
If you would like to digitally join the fray, shoot me a DM or send me an email giving me permission to use your likeness, and YOU can become an active part of the SFWF roster! We can even collaborate on the final product, from clothing to finishing moves! Achieve wrestling greatness without all the broken bones and bruises today!
The first event goes down June 8th, 2017 at 6PM PST! Perhaps I’ll see YOU in the squared circle. Lumpz the Clown OUT!