Hello, folks! For those who are getting this in your feeds, consider yourself in the know! “Enter the Mind of a Clown” is where I will occasionally regale you (the reader) with some insight into what’s in store here at Lumpz the Clown Entertainment! In here, I am not hindered by a character limit or at risk of being bombarded by whiny detractors who cannot handle my truth/reality! I am the sole moderator of this website, and haters will be kicked to the curb swiftly without a second thought and I’ll still go to bed and sleep like a baby! 🙂
With that horseshit out of the way, it’s time to lay some knowledge on you! This Saturday is going to be a BIG day of recording new material! I am recording THREE separate reviews/LPs for your entertainment. Why you may ask? For one, I had recently created a show (Lumpz the Clown Presents…) on SCREWATTACK! I cannot tell you how excited I was to see the fruit of my efforts to become a g1 pay off so well and it definitely caused a stir! Since I posted it, my show has already received 68 views and IS STILL GOING! Guess they never saw a gamer clown before! Go figure! 🙂
Second, I had started a Dailymotion channel a ways back! Call it insurance for when Youtube started squeezing everyone’s balls over Content ID. Turns out, it’s not as bad as I thought it would be, and my poor DM channel has not received much love lately. Not to fear though, fellow gamers, as I plan on placing future LPs on my DM channel, such as SILENT HILL 2, SILENT HILL 3, MANHUNT 2 and SPLATTERHOUSE! Let’s face it! Youtube is not ready to handle the sheer amount of carnage and sexuality contained in MANY of the games I will be placing here, so in swoops Dailymotion to the rescue! It’s always good to be prepared for when I swoop down with a clowny vengeance like the video game world has NEVER SEEN!
In short, ALL OF MY VIDEO CHANNELS/OUTLETS WILL HAVE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! THE LINKS TO ALL OF THE SITES ARE IN THE ABOVE PARAGRAPHS! Make sure to follow/subscribe to me on each one so that you can keep up with my clowny antics!
So what three projects am I going to start tomorrow?! Here’s a list! FOR THE DISCERNING EYE THAT CAN’T RESIST UNCOVERING THE DETAILS!
1) Review/Features of the Atari Flashback 2 and a comparison to the Atari 2600 Light Sixer
2) Review of Maximo: Ghosts to Glory for the PS2
and finally…3) Review of an indie shmup named Hydorah!
Weekend after that, I will begin recording my LP of SILENT HILL 2! I have been practice running, and I STILL GOT IT! It’s a big damn game though, and it’s gonna take some time to record it all in one shot! I plan on scheduling out content in a more timely manner as well, lest your heads explode with an overload of clowny shenanigans! Hell, I may even throw in some BRUTAL DOOM here and there just for the HELL of it (lol). Beyond that, I have NO DAMN IDEA! Stay tuned and hold onto your asses, folks, cuz the INSANITY IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED UP 1,000,000 FUCKING NOTCHES! Lumpz the Clown OUT!