Summer Brutality 2017 Announcement

Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m pleased to announce…SUMMER BRUTALITY 2017! In previous events, I would give myself 2 hours to claim victory over some of the hardest titles in video game history, and mostly fail at it. I’ve taken on the likes of Volgarr the Viking, Mega Man, and Castlevania Adventure…all of which have ended in utter failure.

But that last one has stuck with me somehow. And one more, I’m a little sick and tired of my own continually growing backlog of games that I may never get around to beating. That is why, for Summer Brutality 2017, I’m pleased to announce the end of this practice, while showing my love for Castlevania, by taking on three, count ’em, THREE Castlevania titles. Continue reading

Christopher Belmont Sucks

(Click here to read all about his misdeeds on Gaming Rebellion)

Alright. I’ve had a few days to calm down and listen to some of the discourse of my fellow Castlevania fans over on Facebook, but my opinion still stands: Christopher Belmont is the absolute worst! Continue reading

Social Friends Wrestling Federation #2: The Fight Continues

 

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I’m excited to present to you, Social Friends Wrestling Federation #2!

Tonight’s matchups include: Continue reading

Unpopular Gaming Opinions

(Click here to read the whole article on Gaming Rebellion.)

About 2 months ago, my feeds were swept up in the awesomeness known as #UnpopularGamingOpinions. Seeing a lot of my closest Twitter buds getting in on the action, I decided Continue reading

Social Friends Wrestling Federation #2 Announcement

(Broadcasting on Twitch and YouTube. Pick your poison!)

Stop the presses, the SFWF is returning to a screen near you TONIGHT at 6PM MST! In tonight’s matchups, you’ll see the likes of:

Retr0Joe vs Generick

Kirbear vs Mad Ronald

Chip Killer 2 vs Roy Mystery

and, for the Main Event…a 4-way dance between Derik Moore, Arcade Android, Hiatu5, and Lumpz the Clown, some of whom may be livetweeting from inside the ring! Even better, all four of these men will be surrounded on all sides by unforgiving, razor-sharp…barbed wire! Continue reading

Lumpz the Clown Presents The Social Friends Wrestling Federation

Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and seeing how I’m currently on the brink of death (cool your jets, it’s just a chest cold), this is as good a time as any to let you know all about my new, upcoming, and ongoing livestream event: The Social Friends Wrestling Federation, starring the likes of Mad Ronald McDonald, default custom wrestler Generick, the very round and high-flying┬áChip Killer 2, gaming jester Lumpz the Clown (how meta), and YOU!

So how does one lowly clown working a simple 9-5 job fund their own wrestling promotion? Continue reading